TBBT 5x24

Bernadette's Dad: Here you go.

Bernadette: "Here you go"? What am I, a football?

Bernadette's Dad: *after shaking Howard's hand walks away* Like that guy could catch a football...

TBBT 5x24

Bernadette's Dad: Here you go.

Bernadette: "Here you go"? What am I, a football?

Bernadette's Dad" *after shaking Howard's hand walks away* Like that guy could catch a football...

TBBT 5X24

Astronaut 1: This happens all the time. 9 out of 10 times no problem

Howard: what happens on the 10th time?!

Astronaut 1: Problem.

TBBT 5X12.

Bernadette: And now, the great Howdini's next miraculous illusion.

Birthday Kid: When are we gonna have cake?

Bernadette: after you've been thoroughly amazed.

Birthday Kid: But we want cake now.

Bernadette: *in a threatening tone* Well you're not getting cake now, Kapeesh?

Star Wars in TBBT 5x9.

Raj: C'mon Sheldon, Star Wars.

Howard: I'm pushing play. I mean it! Yeah if we don't start soon, George Lucas is going to change it again.

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(Source: ann-perkinss, via denisecua)